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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
eshneswaltz

is this orange or yellow.

turing-tested

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turing-tested

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

dog-on-it-tm

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hey op, what does this say?

turing-tested

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

khazel-t

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prettyboy-bigfoot

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

rankeluck

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

prettyboy-bigfoot

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world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

defyinggravitydaybyday
tysonfurybattlepass

cats of all types and sizes are god’s perfect killing machines and i can only hope and dream to achieve the raw athletic potential and destructive force that felids are capable of. all while looking like :3

tysonfurybattlepass

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this beast will clamp its 400psi jaws around your throat until you suffocate to death or around the back of your neck until your spinal cord is severed.

insomniac-arrest

If I should be so lucky

defyinggravitydaybyday
oldfilmsflicker

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

jumblejo

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professor-sweetpea

better

poorhornycat

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

kyra-lord-of-dystopia


the raccoon one tho

spoopy-tiny-tyrant

Favorite commercial thing.

amydiddle

These were what I lived to see as a kid. I loved these commercials

theriu

HES STILL AROUND, like two days ago I saw a new one where he was a glitch in a smart house’s system keeping the garage door from opening and he was LITERALLY GLITCHING, it was so clever XD

ktempestbradford

I no longer know how to make gifs so here’s the vid.

lierdumoa

I can’t believe Mayhem’s 13 years old.