cats of all types and sizes are god’s perfect killing machines and i can only hope and dream to achieve the raw athletic potential and destructive force that felids are capable of. all while looking like :3
If I should be so lucky
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
better
Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one
the raccoon one tho
Favorite commercial thing.
These were what I lived to see as a kid. I loved these commercials
HES STILL AROUND, like two days ago I saw a new one where he was a glitch in a smart house’s system keeping the garage door from opening and he was LITERALLY GLITCHING, it was so clever XD
I no longer know how to make gifs so here’s the vid.
Wait, fuck. I just realized something.
If republicans boycott every restaurant that “goes woke” soon they’ll just have to eat at home. Then they’ll have to learn how to cook. The price of seasonings is gonna go through the roof 😩😩😩
Have you seen TikTok trad wife cooking videos? You won’t have to worry about seasoning demand rising




















